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| Why did the bird cross the road? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Because he was tired of flying | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| There once was a dumb blonde that needed her car mended because she had a dent in her it so she went to the repair man and asked him what she should do. He decided that since she was a dumb blonde he would have a wee bit of fun with her so he told her to blow the dent out of the car. She blew for 20 minutes until her dumb blonde friend came over. The first dumb blonde asked why the dent wouldn't come out and she replied, "well duh, you got the windows rolled open!" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| What did the frog say to the other frog? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Time's fun when your having flies | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| How do you kill a dumb blonde? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Because you have to hollow out the head first | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| There was a blonde with two horses. She could not tell them apart. She went to her neighbor and asked him what to do. He said cut one's tail off. She did this, but just as she did so, the other horse got it's tail stuck in a fence and it got cut off too. She asked her neighbor again and he said to cut ones mane off. Sure enough the other one got it's mane cut off in a fence. She went to her neighbor and asked him what to do. He said to measure one, because one is likely to be slightly taller. She did this, and went back to her neighbor. "Yes! You were right! The black one is slightly taller than the white one! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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